| Teknikal Diffikulties (TekDiff) Character List -- A through F |
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Character
Name |
Description |
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| Abernathy | TV Executive | 139 |
| Abbsoleth | America's Singing Demon, the Curse of Harper's Mill | 159 |
| Aceofpentacles | Patient, Dealing with Inadequacy Issues | 123 |
| Adam | The First Man | 100 |
| Addleman, Phil | Executive Producer, All-Night News | 57 |
| Addleson, Warminster | Professor, The Great Friend to Bees | 57 |
| Akrausamerica, Hans | Leader, Berthold Brecht Society, Dusseldorf, Germany | 64 |
| Al / Tarquin | Groundskeeper, House of Evil | 178 |
| Aldridge, Philippe | Guest, "Insight," Victim of Thomas Pynchon Abduction | 123 |
| Allison | Reporter | 57 |
| Allison, Yvan | Parapsychologist, Ghost Hunter | 35 |
| Alphonso | Network Boss, AKA "JB," Complete and Utter Bullshit TV Network; see also "Bandersnatch, J." | 74 |
| Amadi | Iraqi Corporal, "Theater of War Theater" | 41 |
| Andabee, Willy | Commercial: Be Famous All around the World | 65 |
| Anderson (1) | Executive Assistant | 86 |
| Anderson (2) | A Company Stockholder | 108 |
| Anderson (3) | Captain, Mass Effect | 139 |
| Anderson (4) | Mom and Dad; Commander Anderson's Parents from a Flashback | 165 |
| Anderson (5) | A Network Executive | 167 |
| Anderson, Don | Announcer/Contestant, Game Show | 25 |
| Anderson, Frank | Commander, Pilot of Spaceship Made of Old Shoes, Balsa Wood, and Episodes of "I Love Lucy" | 165 |
| Andreson (1) | Stockholder | 27 |
| Andreson (2) | Student | 88 |
| Andrew/Drew | Geek, LARP Society | 5, 23 |
| Angel of Cloth | In the Waterford Cloth Mill; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 154, 156, 158, 161, 164 |
| Angela (1) | Cancer Survivor | 87 |
| Angela (2) | Character, "My Pal Death" | 95 |
| Angela (3) | Detective, Crime Scene Investigator, "Crime Lab" | 109 |
| Angel of Literature and Death | At a Fan Fiction Convention | 48 |
| Angsty | The Emo Clown | 75 |
| Anne | Promo: Soul-less Executive, "Another Bullshit Christmas Special" | 42 |
| Anthony | Academic, "Brain Laughs" | 42 |
| Apathy Boy | Super Villain | 81 |
| Aquinas, Thomas | Major, USN, Exploding Sea Mammals Division | 20 |
| Arbiter | Halo, the Series | LG1 |
| Assissi, Ralph | TekDiff Q & A | 86 |
| Austin | Ranch Hand | 41 |
| Azaria, Varuca | Heiress, Neurosurgeon, High-Society Girl, "Cop Beat" | 14 |
| Bach, Drew | As Himself, "Professor B-X"; Audio Engineer | 113 |
| Bandersnatch, J. (JB) | Network Executive | 83, 87, 92 |
| Barbara | Administrative Assistant | 17 |
| Barrell | A Middle-Earth Orc | 81, 107, 113 |
| Bartholomew | A Ghost | 178 |
| Batik, "Ornery" | Stage Director, "Cop Beat" | 71 |
| Batman | Childhood Hero and Icon of Masculinity | 115 |
| Beaumont, Flately | Anglican Priest and Advocate | 106 |
| Bellascoe, Jeffrey | Head, Satanic Broadcasters Consortium | 28 |
| Bellman | Bellman Animation | 29 |
| Bellmont, Hugh | Deputy, Sweet Water, Wyoming | 22 |
| Benekovski, Andreas | Restaurant Patron Mistaken for KGB Agent, AKA Steinberg | 44 |
| Benglob, Darren | Contestant/Host/Announcer, Game Show | 25 |
| Bennett, Gray Masters | Demonstration Organizer | 4 |
| Berger, Charles | Owner, "Charles Berger's House of Used Basement Floors and Things" | 40 |
| Berkeley, Gavin | Life-Long Cowboy, Mink Rancher | 41 |
| Berkowitz IV, Winston Darrick | Non-Stereotypical Jewish Person | 126 |
| Bertrand | A Military Agent | 167 |
| Bill (1) | Delivery Driver, Meals on Wheels | 78 |
| Bill (2) | Watching Webcam for Illegals | 88 |
| Bill (3) | Announcer, Contemptazine | 122 |
| Billy (1) | Pink Floyd Fan | 62 |
| Billy (2) | User, "Chrismanol--Extra Strength Easter Blend" | 59 |
| Billy (3) | Mr. Scientific's Assistant | 70 |
| Billy (4) | A Grandson | 111, 112 |
| Billy Joe | Storm Spotter | 16 |
| Bishop of Night | Member of a Worldwide Conspiracy | 136 |
| Bjorn | Presentation: "Bjorn of the Vikings" | 117 |
| Black Bertrand | Villain, "Blood and Sagebrush" | 176 |
| Blacklocks | Captain, "Most Dangerous Man on the Seas" | 87 |
| Blaisedell, Blair | Pet Psychic | 73 |
| Blake | Sergeant | 10 |
| Blakefield, Peter | Professor, Not-at-all-Insane Meteorologist | 16 |
| Blastermann, Chad | Action Agent | 135, 155 |
| Blasticyst, Liam | See Reese, John | 106 |
| Blather, Tilton | Representative, Family Foundation to Restore America | 115 |
| Blofeld, Hector | Reporter, 24-Hour Action News | 58 |
| Blowfield, Chasby | The 5-Second Chef | 139 |
| Blowhole, Giles | Pastor, All Consuming Waters Ministries | 120 |
| Bobo | Woman Office Worker in a Gorilla Suit, "Bakagami: Legend of the Office Ninja" | 127 |
| Bono | Musician | 89 |
| Bowchickabowbow | "Detective of Love Bowchickabowbow, P. I." | 128 |
| Brad | Father, Passenger, Indian Duchess Cruise Lines | 48 |
| Brains | Autobot Recruit, School Bus | 63, 85, 115, AC21, 175 |
| Branch, Carly | Aspiring Fantasy Writer, Writing Under the Name Lilith Ravenwind | 148 |
| Braunschweiger, Albert | The New Night Emperor | 136 |
| Braunstein, Werner | Doctor, Director of Policy, Federal Bureau of Ill-Advised Shenanigans | 108 |
| Braxton, Carter | Continental Congress Representative from Virginia, Sensitive to the Heat | 166 |
| Brett | Game Warden, "Zoo Patrol" | 1, 3, 13, 18, 19, 23, 27 |
| Brett, Evil Twin Brother of | "Zoo Patrol" | 23, 27 |
| Brickman, Hans | Famed Experimental Music Producer | 170 |
| Brian | A Company CEO | 108 |
| Brinkter, Matt | Host, "Gourmand-o-Rama" | 28 |
| Bronson | Friend of Jerome Sikes; member of "Angular Banjoes" | 73, 91, 94, 101, 108, 121, 122, 125, 126, LG1, AC20, LG2, 139, 163, 185 |
| Bronsteen | Doctor, Clinic for Ancient Cosmetic Wisdom | 35 |
| Brown, James | Musician | 73 |
| Brubeck, Davey | Musician, "The Legend of McCoy Tyner" | 89 |
| Buckman, Charles | Film/Broadway Producer | 18, 55 |
| Budanski | Soldier | 62, 104 |
| Buddy | A Ventriloquist Dummy | AC2 |
| Budowski | Sergeant | 30 |
| Burrows, Bill | Former Fix-o-Mint User | 8 |
| Burton | Part of Commander Anderson's Support Staff | 165 |
| Burts | Mr./Mrs. (Shirley); Potential Home Owners | 37 |
| Butterforth III, Nigel | Philo Wattlebottom's Former Name | 13 |
| Bush, George W. | President | 3, 39, 69, 93, AC9, 135, 163 |
| Bzelzniks, Lenyrd | Pianist, "The Apostle Hour," "Lenyrd's Big Adventure," et al | 11, 35, 40, 42, 43, 44, 45, 47, 49, 50, 55, 56, 59, 61, 64, 65, 66, 69, 72, 73, 75, 77, 78, 79, 81, 82, 83, 86, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 94, 96, 97, 98, 100, 101, 105, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 113, 119, 121, 122, 127, 128, 130, 131, AC3, AC13, AC14, AC18, AC19, AC25, 136, 137, 139, 141, 150, 151, 155, 166, 167, 171, 173, 178, 180, 181, 185 |
| Cadbury | Butler of Sir Rodney | 26 |
| Camden, Louis | Doctor, Political Creationist, "The Body Politic" | 96 |
| Candi | Fan Fiction Writer | 48 |
| Carl (1) | Geek, LARP Society | 5, 23 |
| Carl (2) | Theme Music Singer, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 98 |
| Carpathian, Phineas | Agent, FBI | 43 |
| Carroll, Lewis | Author and Mathematician | 166 |
| Caspian | Blackmailer | 119 |
| Casselly | U. S. Soldier, "Theater of War Theater" | 41 |
| Catastrophe, Hector | Baron, Arch-Nemesis of the Agents of TekDiff | 171, 173 |
| Caverton | Board Member | 56 |
| Ceasarean, Maxwell Q. | Guest, Detective, Special Police Investigator, "The View from on High" | 109 |
| Cedric | Crewman, Submarine | 47 |
| Centy | The 100-Year-Old Clown, "Avenue 100" | 100 |
| Chambers (1) | Principal | 22 |
| Chambers (2) | A CEO, "Bakagami: Legend of the Office Ninja" | 127 |
| Champ | The Wonder Dog | 112 |
| Charlie | Soldier | 10 |
| Charlie-in-the-box | Toy on the Island of Misfit Toys | AC14 |
| Chartreuse | Waitress in Waterford Diner; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 147 |
| Chauncey (1) | Academic, "Brain Laughs" | 42 |
| Chauncey (2) | A Doctor | 133 |
| Cheapy Pete | Producer, Dime-A-Dozen Podcast | 116 |
| Cheney, Dick | U. S. Vice President | 69 |
| Cheryl | House Seller; Maximo Realty | 76 |
| Chesler, Louis | President, Society for the Appreciation of Modern Fantasy | 148 |
| Chester | Barista | 32 |
| Chesterfield, Colt | U. S. Marshall | 17 |
| Chesterton | Husband of Victim, "The Waning Light" | 44 |
| Chiccorelli, Ernesto | Doctor, LAPD Forensics Examiner, "Cop Beat" | 11, 12, 66 |
| Childress | Rayburn's Executive Assistant; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 142 |
| Chirpin | Purveyor of Surgical Instruments, Bowling Balls, and Cups of Scalding Hot Coffee | 119 |
| Choi | Ancient Chinese Viewing the Supernova in 1054 | 166 |
| Clara | Character, "My Pal Death" | 95 |
| Clariss | Corporate Board Member | 185 |
| Clark, Paul | Lives Across from Andrew Harrison | 143 |
| Clark | Mrs., Wife of Paul Clark | 143 |
| Claus, Santa | Proprietor, North Pole | 43, 94, AC12 |
| Cobblestone | Nurse | 176 |
| Codsmith, Harmon | Coach, Agape University, "The Apostle Hour" | 49, 59 |
| Collins, Bootsy | Funkadelic Artist | 54 |
| Cooperton | Doctor of Watership-Down | 90 |
| Conners, Sylvia | Administrative Assistant, "Zoo Patrol" | 1, 3, 13, 18, 19, 23, 27 |
| Conroy, Cayenne Chris | As Himself, Bio, Hitting the Wall, How TekDiff is Created, Various Wacky, Zany Situations! | 12, 66, 68, 70, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 80, 82, 84, 86, 90, 91, 93, 95, 99, 100, 106, 107, 108, 113, 116, 117, 119, 120, 121, 122, 126, 127, 128, 130, 131, AC1, AC2, AC10, AC19, AC23, AC24, AC25, 134, 136, 139, 140, 148, 150, 151, 162, 166, 167, 170, 171, 173, 176, 178, 180, 181, 185 |
| Conroy (1) | Patient, Therapy | 56 |
| Conroy (2) | Young Chris' Father | 68 |
| Consuela | UPN's "Guidance Consuela" | 89 |
| "Coop-o" | Patient/Victim/?; Story Arc | 7, 8, 9 |
| Coulter, Ann | Right-Wing Columnist/Nutbag | 70 |
| Courage, Buck | Commander, "Commander Buck Courage of the Galactic Patrol" | 153 |
| Coven, John Michael | Author | 167 |
| Covington | Doctor with Fake Indian Accent, "Cop Beat" | 28, 30 |
| Crabtree | "Doctor Crabtree," Complete and Utter Bullshit TV Network | 74 |
| Craig/Jim | Shipmate, Ship of Honorary Jims | 37 |
| Crapwheeler, John | Host, "Investigation" | 124 |
| Cratchit, Robert "Bob" | Abused, Underpaid Clerk of Ebenezer Scrooge | 185 |
| Cratchit, "Tiny" Tim | Crippled Son of Robert Cratchit | 185 |
| Crump, Lazlo | Farmer, Downer's Clench, Wisconsin | 129 |
| Cuervo, Jose | Bystander, "Cop Beat" | 37 |
| Daleks | Pizza Delivery, Secret Masters of Everything | 163, 167 |
| Davis, Miles | Musician, "The Legend of McCoy Tyner" | 89 |
| Delgado, Vincent | Owner, Delgado's Delicatessen | 29 |
| Dell | A Husband Complaining about the Rain | 45 |
| Delores | Character, "Trials and Tribulations" | 95 |
| Demetrie, DJ "Jazzy"/Hosty Hosty-Guy | Host, "Insight" | 71 |
| Demetriov, Andre | Stockholder | 27 |
| Dempsey | Lord, "Mystery" | 84 |
| Denise (1) | Movie Executive, "The Situation" | 107 |
| Denise (2) | A Granddaughter | 112 |
| Dennis | A Company Mailboy | 108 |
| Diabolical | Malevolent Genius, Cynical Corp. | 74 |
| Diode, Dick | Captain, "Dick Diode: Master of Space" | 24 |
| Dittillo | Private | 10 |
| Dobson, James | Doctor, Christian Activist | 88 |
| Doctor, The | A Time-Lord | 167 |
| Doppler | DMV Supervisor | 122 |
| Douchetard, Jack | Video Game Opponent, "24-Hour Action News"; Other Situations | 125, LG2 |
| Doug (1) | A Son | 4 |
| Doug (2) | Voice-over Artist | 51 |
| Doug (3) | Scientist, Chiller Drive-in Movie Theater, "Curse of the Cursed Cursed Monster's Curse from Space" | 67 |
| Dracula, Count | Resident, Universal Studios Actors' Home | 78 |
| Duncan, Trudy | Playwright, "Waiting for Morgoth" | 81 |
| Dundee, Aldus | Host, "The Body Politic" | 96 |
| Dunlap, Jessie | Pastor, One-Way Books Publishing, Inc. | 118 |
| Durham | U. S. Corporal, Supplies, "Theater of War Theater" | 41 |
| Ed | Political Man | 3 |
| Eddie | International Council of Cocksuckers | 84 |
| Edgar | Amateur Demonologist | 5 |
| Elaine | Student, Kings Cross Holy High School | 176 |
| Eldred | Prince, Heir to the Throne of Redmore | 127 |
| Eliza | Witch with One Horn, "The Horned Women" | 29 |
| Ellison, Brione | Hip-Hop Artist, AKA MC Eeyore | 39 |
| Emma | Beaumont's Secretary | 106 |
| Empennage | Decepticon, "Rear End of an Airplane"; called "Butt-Plane" by the Autobots | 175 |
| Ermine, Chester (1) | Pastor, "The Apostle Hour"; Lenyrd's Big Adventure | 9, 20, 24, 35, 40, 43, 44, 45, 47, 49, 50, 55, 59, 64, 69, 72, 73, 77, 83, 94, 97, 121, 128, 131, AC3, AC25, 137, 141, 155, 167, 173, 180, 185 |
| Ermine, Chester (2) | Clones, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 109, 111, 113 |
| Ermine, Jackson | Pastor, Father of Chester | 1, 9, 78, 87, 94 |
| Escapepod, Latrina | Psychic Specializing in Missing People, "24-Hour Action News" | 180 |
| Ethan | Gravity-Defying Child | 129 |
| Eve | The First Woman | 100 |
| Evil-Geniusson | Doctor, Mad Scientist | 78, 80, 86, 93, 102, 113, AC4, AC25, 146 |
| Exeter | A Ghost | 178 |
| Fancy Dan | Super Spy; "The Reluctant Agent" | 76 |
| Farkle-Dingle-Sprinkler, Lawrence | Host, "Profiles of New Americans" | 42 |
| Feldberg, Horace | Janitor | 11 |
| Feldercarb, Willem | Host, "Beyond the Known" | 7 |
| Ferguson | Advertising Agent | 90 |
| Fezziwig | Ghost of Burl Sluicegate's Dead Ministry Partner | AC3 |
| Fiddler, Cameron | "This Concludes Our Broadcast Day" | 167 |
| Fieldler, Rex | Media Pirate--Kicked Butt, Took Name | 101 |
| Figwitt | Eleventh Grader | 22 |
| Figwith, Brian | BBC Reporter | 1 |
| Fishmonger, David Phillip | Expert on Missing Persons, "24-Hour Action News" | 180 |
| Fitzpatrick | Police Sergeant, "The Waning Light" | 44 |
| Flavonoid | Doctor, Cancer Surgeon | 176 |
| Flukeman | Patient, Heart Transplant | 26 |
| Floyd, Willam | Continental Congress Representative from New York, Sensitive to the Heat | 166 |
| Foolery, Stig | Brother of Tom | 29 |
| Footwarmer-Association, Honoré Ballister | Eminent Physiologist | 18 |
| Frank | Political Man | 3 |
| Franklin, Benjamin | Continental Congress Representative from Pennsylvania, Endowed by His Creator | 166 |
| Frederick | A Husband | 170 |
| Frederickson | Captain, US Army | 99 |
| Frederickson, Frederick | Professional Tautologist | 132 |
| French, Appleton | Pastor, Agape Home Invasion Ministries | 43 |
| Frownystone, Silas | Folklorist | 64 |
| Fungworthy, Dexter | Owner/Proprietor, Kingdom of the Blind | 49 |
| Funny Old Comics Man | Host | 58 |