| Teknikal Diffikulties (TekDiff) Character List -- G through L |
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Character
Name |
Description |
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| Gargantua | Married for the Money | 136 |
| Garrett, Leif | Singer | 23 |
| Gary | Local College Student Soliciting Charitable Contributions | 09-1 |
| Gatus Maximus | Ancient Roman | 135 |
| Gavin | Fashion Maven/Announcer, "Starburst"; Spokesman, Gay Agenda | 28. 96 |
| Generic, Patricia | Advertising Executive with the All-Purpose, Universal Female Voice | 128 |
| Gilstrapp, Alvin | Fan Film-maker, "Culture Shocks" | 69 |
| Gladys | Executive Secretary | 133 |
| Glover | Landlord, "My Pal Death" | 95 |
| God | Host, "Moral Dilemma"; Creator of the Universe | 70, 89, 100, 106, AC11, 9-03 |
| Golder, Nicholas Flambé | CEO, Masticator Industries | 65 |
| Goldfarber, Nathan | MPAA and RIAA Representative | 101 |
| Goldman | Broadway Producer | 79 |
| Goldman, Moshe | Author | 80 |
| Goldstein, Alfred | Founder, Improved Prison Wine Movement, "Insight" | 38 |
| Goldstein, Moshe | Representative of the Jewish Religion | 126 |
| Gonzalez, Pancho | Harvard-Educated Mexican Bandido, "Colt Chesterfield" | 17 |
| Good Fairy of Media Broadcasting | Magic User | 126 |
| Good Fairy of the Piano | Trapped in a Yamaha Baby Grand | 9-01 |
| Gordie | Ensign, "Commander Buck Courage of the Galactic Patrol" | 153 |
| Gladys | Bus Ticket Agent, Possessed by Demons; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 144 |
| Glaxo-Smith-Kline | Good King, Kingdom of Wellness | 84 |
| Gramps | Timmy's Grandfather | AC17 |
| Grandys, Sue | Host of Uncomfortable Questions Podcast and Cayenne's Wife | AC23 |
| Greenknickers, Woody | Murderer | 14 |
| Greenswaddle, Horace | Doctor, Institute of Advanced Geriatric Dynamics | 135 |
| Greg (1) | Sales Manager! | 71 |
| Greg (2) | Conservative Panelist | 163 |
| Grim Reaper | Embodiment of Death | 73, 95, AC3 |
| Grog | Performer, Epipaleolithic Festival | 130 |
| Groinpole, Landis | Head of Sea Mammals, Frank Pashelle Memorial Aquarium | 91 |
| Grundy | Store Owner, Downer's Clench, Wisconsin | 129 |
| Grutts | A Middle-Earth Orc; victim of budgetary cutbacks in the land of Mordor, and currently classified as an ogre | 81, 107, 113, 9-02 |
| Guillaume, Nyro | A Female Goblin, Squire to Sir Hanover Phillips; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 145, 150, 152, 154, 158, 161, 164, 169, 172, 174, 177, 179, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185, 186, |
| Gwinnett, Button | Continental Congress Representative from Georgia, Small Bladder | 166 |
| Gylfason | A Ferryman Troll | 9-02 |
| Hammond, Kent | Developer, Young Earth Creation Museum | 108 |
| Hammond, Lake | Host, "Lost-traX," "Culture Shock" | 2, 4, 15, 39, 44, 68, 112, 170, 173 |
| Hancock, John | Continental Congress Representative from Massachusetts, Desk Writer | 166 |
| Hanover (1) | A Patient | 133 |
| Hanover (2) | Owner, Hanover's Specialty Cake Engineering | 139 |
| Hansen, Bucky Jo | Host, "Words to Live By" | 2, 10, 19, 117 |
| Hansky, Bo | FBI Agent | 129 |
| Hanson | Patient | 12 |
| Hanson, Longly | Reporter, Minnesota Estate Fair | 58 |
| Harper, James | Recipient of the Harper's Curse | 159 |
| Harrison, Andrew | Owner of House Across from Paul Clark, and Host, "Tech Frontier" | 143 |
| Hatcher | Character, "Soylent Red and Green" | ?? |
| Hawk, Cho | Head Monk, Master of the Marital Art of Gafaw-Foo | 168 |
| Heatherwood, Caspian | Partner in the fairy law offices of Heatherwood and Malone | 9-02 |
| Heinrich | Captain, Submarine | 47 |
| Helen | Doug's Wife, Chiller Drive-in Movie Theater, "Curse of the Cursed Cursed Monster's Curse from Space" | 67 |
| Helmeppo | Soldier at the End of the World | 64 |
| Henry, John | As Himself; Cayenne's Friend | 3, 76 |
| Herod | King, "The Christmas That Totally Kicked Ass" | 185 |
| Hetfield, Gordon "Bubba" | Owner of Ark of the Covenant | 106 |
| High Commander | Son of Roger, et al | 47 |
| Hiney, Seymour | New England Field Reporter | 64 |
| Hinton | Patient, Psychological Evaluation | 45 |
| Hive-Mind | Alien Crustacean Invader | 150 |
| Hiyashi | Soldier | 10 |
| Hoitenoitenoitenoitell, Adrian | Doctor, Licensed Psycho-Therapist | 168 |
| Hodgekiss, Petula | Head, Applegate Church of the Holy Savior Women's Auxiliary | 40 |
| Horatio-Blower, Horn | Doctor, Eminent Investigator, Inventor, and Scientist | 73 |
| Horseplower, Filbert | Doctor, Creationist Research Foundation, "Zip Code" | 67 |
| Howard, Moe | Promo; "Gospel According to Moe" | 20 |
| Howell III, Thurston | Bacchus (or Backus) | 92 |
| Hubert | Also Known As Allen; Child from Child Placement Services | 108 |
| Ian | A Poor Kid from a PSA | 168 |
| Igor | Lapdaisy's Assistant, "The Body Politic" | 96 |
| Inferno, James | CEO, Inferno Fashions | 118 |
| Ivan | Inhabitant of Waterford; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 152, 156, 158, 161, 164 |
| Jabberwock | TV Focus Group Administrator | 92 |
| Jack | Grandson | 26 |
| Jackson, Billings | Host, "Insight" | 18 |
| Jackson, Michael | Performer | 26 |
| Jameel | Co-worker of Bill (2) | 88 |
| James | An Elf | AC12 |
| Janet | Mother of a Teenage Son | AC10 |
| Jedidiah | Farmer, Downer's Clench, Wisconsin | 129 |
| Jeff | Caller from Seattle, "The Apostle Hour" | 94 |
| Jeffen | Servant of Castle Oberon, and He Looks Fantastic | 9-02 |
| Jefferson, Thomas | Continental Congress Representative from Virginia | 166 |
| Jeffrey (1) | D&D Home Designer | 37 |
| Jeffrey (2) | Promo: African American Neighbor, "Another Bullshit Christmas Special" | 42 |
| Jenkins | Accountant/Office Drone | 80, 106 |
| Jenkins, Tommy | Lead, "Tommy Jenkins: Fast-Food Therapist" | 9-03 |
| Jensen, Brian | Ad Creator for Vitalizine | 6 |
| Jesus | God's Gift to the World | 9, 29, AC11 |
| Jibbitts, Martin | Doctor/Author, "Focus Point" | 37 |
| Jigglesby, Abel | Accounts Department | 128 |
| Jim (1) | Refugee from the Matrix | 41 |
| Jim (2) | Cable TV Repairman | 78 |
| Jimmy (1) | Son | 17 |
| Jimmy (2) | Chris' Nephew | 70 |
| Jimmy (3) | Youth Engaged in Corporate Espionage as Part of the Competitive Response Solution Gang | 121 |
| Jimmy (4) | A Five-Year-Old Child | 133 |
| Jimmy-BillyBob | PSA, Constitutional Flag Amendment | 69 |
| Jingles / Albert | Comedic Sidekick, "Blood and Sagebrush" | 176 |
| John (1) | Actor, Carpet Brothers, Stifinex | 18, 35 |
| John (2) | A widower who does a funny voice | 133 |
| Johnny (1) | Host/Announcer, Game Show and Others | 25, 88 |
| Johnny (2) | Misshapen, Club-footed, Undead Cigarette Dwarf from Hell | 63 |
| Johnson (1) | Stockholder | 27 |
| Johnson (2) | Account Manager | 151 |
| Johnson, Sven | Midwest Lollipop Representative | 9-01 |
| Jones, Addilas | Substitute Anchor, "24-Hour Action News" | 9-03 |
| Jones, Marly | Reporter, "24-Hour Action News" | 96 |
| Jones, Pistachio | Homeless Advertising Agent | 105 |
| Josh | An Alcoholic | 92 |
| Joist, Ellreen | Reporter | 4 |
| Julie (1) | Daughter, Passenger, Indian Duchess Cruise Lines | 48 |
| Julie (2) | Fan Fiction Writer | 48 |
| Jungle James | Gay Actor | 51 |
| Justine, Saylor | Host, "Arts Ahoy" | 116 |
| Karen (1) | Board Member, General Verified Corporation Limited International | 33 |
| Karen (2) | Advertising Executive | 88, 119 |
| Katzenblitzen | Doctor/Traveling Companion, "Dial 'A' for Adventure" | 63 |
| Keilmeister, Horace | Restaurateur, "Insider Probe" | 36 |
| Kelpy | Autobot Recruit, Paraguayan/Uraguayan Kelp Harvester; also known as Smarty-Pants | 63, 85, 115, AC21, 175 |
| Ken | Server, Cojones Restaurant | 88 |
| Keogan, Father | Commercial: PapaCo Wonder Tabernacle | 65 |
| Kermin | U. S. Major, "Theater of War Theater" | 41 |
| Kevin | Hogs' Feet Pickler | 85 |
| Khef Kayenne | Host, "Khef Kayenne's Kooking Korner" | 44 |
| Killjoy, Dane | Doctor, Skeptic | 73 |
| Klaus, Rod | Pastor | 20 |
| Klausser, Miles | Game Show Contestant, Dishwasher at a Thai Restaurant, "Big-Ass Piles of Cash" | 129 |
| Klingman, Dell | Pastor | 20 |
| Kloontz | Crewman, Submarine | 47 |
| Knuckles | Crewman, "Adventures of Very Loud Ninja" | 44 |
| Komino, Kenji | Doctor, Tokyo | 15, 22, 69 |
| Kotchkoff | Doctor/Professor, Lenyrd's Mentor, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 119, 137 |
| Kuramori, Judo | Office Ninja, "Bakagami: Legend of the Office Ninja" | 127 |
| Kutchkokov, Ismir | Professor of Psychology/Para-Psychology, University of Georgia | 71 |
| Lagoon, Christina | Anchor, 24-Hour Action News | 80 |
| Lambast, Ken | Pastor, National Bureau of Christian Publishers | 9-01 |
| Lambert | Euphonium Player | 21 |
| Lansing, Roger | Gold Medal Finalist, Emotional Special Olympics | 80 |
| Lanternjaw, Dirk/Bo Huavenaut | Hero, "Dial 'A' for Adventure" | 63 |
| Lapdaisy, Hubert | Doctor, Mad Political Scientist, "The Body Politic" | 96 |
| Lapland, Eduardo | Guest, Doctor, Veterinarian, Member of People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals (PUTA), "24-Hour Action News" | 109 |
| Larry | Caller, "Leonard's Psychic Hotline" | 35 |
| Lauffler, Ken | Forensics, "Cop Beat" | 111, 116 |
| Lavalier, Thoreau | Renowned Medium | 85 |
| Lavinia | Actress, Carpet Brothers | 18 |
| Lawrence/Larry | Caller, "Insider Probe" | 36 |
| Leatherhead, Graham | Guest, Actor, "Culture Shock" | 50 |
| Leek, Mikie | Correspondent, "Beyond the Known" | 85 |
| Legion | Excerpt from Bellman Animation Production | 29 |
| Lemongrass, Havoral | Pastor, Christians for Responsible Earth | 64 |
| Leonard, Zamfir | Software Developer, "Put to the Test" | 68 |
| Lesko, Matthew | Author, "Free Government Money for Offensive Artists/Republican Lobbyists" | 36 |
| Levin, Noah | Spokesman, GodCorp, 24-Hour Action News | 167 |
| Levinia | Actor, Carpet Brothers, Stifinex | 18, 35 |
| Levram, Manny | Doctor, Meteorologist, Scientist, Attache for the White House Concerning the Weather | 165 |
| Libra, Glen | Director, Museum of Creation Science | 141 |
| Librarian | Arkham Library | 5 |
| Liddell, Alice | Inpiration for Alice's Adventures in Wonderland | 166 |
| Lilac Avenger | Superhero | 14 |
| Lilywhite, Sinclair | Reverend, Church of the Lady of Exceptional Mastication | 75 |
| Lipocine, Paul | Professor, Guest Editorial | 92 |
| Lipsurfer, Sheldon | Youth Minister, Agape Home Invasion Ministries | 47 |
| Liquid Snake | Metal Gear Solid Joke | LG1 |
| Listerine, John | Police Captain | 80 |
| Longbranch-Wiggins, Harris | Leader, Men's Movement | 50 |
| Looper, John | Pastor, "Answers in the Bible" | 155 |
| Loosner, Shane | Writer/Producer/Director, "Who Doesn't Love a Cowboy Then?" "Ahoy, Viking!" | 117 |
| Lorenzo | Product Evaluator, "Ramrod" | 46 |
| Love, Mike | Beach Boy and Theme Music Singer, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 98 |
| Lovett, Jameson | Blood-X Corporate Founder | 181 |
| Lowhanski | Officer, Quality Control | 91 |
| Lucas, George | Director/Creator, Star Wars, "Culture Shocks" | 69 |
| Lucinda | Part of Commander Anderson's Support Staff | 165 |
| Lucy (1) | Stockholder | 27 |
| Lucy (2) | Roger's Wife | 46 |
| Luftwaffe, Timmy | New CEO | 27 |
| Lumpkins, Sourdough/Sourkins Lumpydough/Doughy Lumpylumps/Other | Host, "Inside Track" | 51, 54 |