| Teknikal Diffikulties (TekDiff) Character List -- M through R |
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Character
Name |
Description |
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| Mac | A Mindlessly Stylish Overpriced Piece of Junk | 73 |
| Maccabee, Judah | Warrior Hero and National Liberator; "The Christmas That Totally Kicked Ass" | 185 |
| Magee, Conner | Professor, University of Dublin, Tuber Piracy, "Investigation" | 124 |
| Malcolm | A Mysterious Stranger | 169, 172, 174 |
| Malloy, Connor | Irish Musician | 15 |
| Mackenzie, Jacques | Professor, University of Ontario, Tuber Piracy, "Investigation" | 124 |
| Mackenzie, Cranic | Avant-Guard Artist, "Arts Ahoy" | 116 |
| Mackey the Squeal | "Cop Beat" | 29 |
| Madge | Housewife, "Blood-X" | 181 |
| Mackle, Troy | Doctor, Expert on Phobia | 124 |
| Malcolm | Fellow Passenger; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 169, 177, 179, 182, 183, 184 |
| Mancuso, Horatio | Host, "Terror: The Furry Years" | 77 |
| Manning, Rolando | Tiki Mug Carver, "Insight" | 38 |
| Manz-Earthband, Manfred | Psychiatric Patient | 79 |
| Margery | Geneticist | AC11 |
| Marino, Vincent | Sergeant, NYPD | 1 |
| Marmont, Lucinda | Drop-Dead 40-Something Redhead Crime Boss, "Cop Beat" | 130 |
| Marvins, Terry | Field Reporter, 24-Hour Action News | 146 |
| Mary Jo Linda | Promo: Orphaned Niece, "Another Bullshit Christmas Special" | 42 |
| Master Chief | Halo, the Series | LG1 |
| Masterton, L. (Loretta) Powers | SZCII Special Division Agent, "Zoo Patrol" | 18, 19, 27 |
| Matheson, Bob | TekDiff Non-Shareholder, New CEO, "My Pal Death" | 95 |
| Matheson, Todd | Representative, Wiccans United Against Dorky Names | 83 |
| Matt | Scientist Developing a Weapon to Defeat the Hive Mind; "The Christmas That Totally Kicked Ass" | 185 |
| Matta | Gamer, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 97 |
| McAbee, Davis | Head Chef, "Waggaland" | 27 |
| McCallihan | Woman Who Discovers a Human Foot in Her Christmas Stocking | AC11 |
| McCoy, Avram | Meteorologist, Trained Storm Spotter, 24-Hour Action News | 165 |
| McCraddick, Jameson | Doctor, Scottish Institute of Character 594 [or the Edinburgh Institute of Medical Ethics] | 128 |
| McEvil, Mustache-Twirly/Twirly-Mustache | Villain | 17 |
| McJim, Jimmy Jim-Jim | Bored Boy | 117 |
| McKinley, William | President, "Make Room for Dada" | 55 |
| McMuff, Fefé | Part of Colt Chesterfield's Team | 17 |
| McMurthy, Hayseed | Prospector | 17 |
| McNamara, Steve | Host, "Radio Book Nook" | 167 |
| McSorely, Patrick | An Irishman | 124 |
| Meddleson | TekDiff Shareholder | 95 |
| Melissa | A Wife, Listening to Her Husband Complain about the Rain | 45 |
| Mellman, Frank | LAPD Detective, "Cop Beat" | 11, 12, 14, 25, 28, 29, 30, 44, 60, 66, 71, 80, 84, 85, 94, 96, 111, 116, 127, 130, AC18, 150, 162, 170, 173, 185 |
| Michael | Caller | 9 |
| Mickelson, Barbara | Host, "Gardening Club" | 65 |
| Mike (1) | Police Officer | 24 |
| Mike (2) | Sufferer, "Laughorex" | 45 |
| Mike (3) | Person Concerned about the Media | 70 |
| Mikie | Young Trick-or-Treater | 178 |
| Mikkelson, Mike Marky Miguel Mingle | Host, "Myth-Bloweruppers" | 135 |
| Mintz, Benjamin | Rabbi | 126, AC5 |
| Mischkin, Dirk | Reverse Psychologist | 18 |
| Mischky, Savoy | Cannon Player, New York Philharmonic | 83 |
| Mr. T | Actor | 23 |
| Mollypoodle, Rockwell T. | Mayoral Incumbent; "The Candidate" | 76 |
| Mom | Of Wyman/Leonard | 5 |
| Monster, Frankenstein's | Resident, Universal Studios Actors' Home | 78 |
| Monsterton, F. Murray | Political Hopeful | 96 |
| Montgomery, Daniel J. "Danny" | Head Zoo Keeper, "Zoo Patrol" | 1, 3, 13, 18, 19, 23, 27 |
| Moonracer | King, Island of Misfit Toys | AC21 |
| Moore, Wildman | Reverend, Foundation of Easily Startled American Families of Colorado Springs | 108 |
| Morpheus | From The Matrix | AC13 |
| Morse, Garth | President, Council of International Motherfuckers | 84 |
| Mossflower, Fullman | Doctor | 90 |
| Mould, Jekyllin | Host, "Culture Shocks" | 69 |
| Mousey-Mousey, Ivan | Victim of Disney Mainstreet Electrical Parade | 97 |
| Mousey-Mousey, Joanna | Victim of Disney Mainstreet Electrical Parade | 97 |
| Mug-Z | Gangster Rapper | 79 |
| Mulroon, Belzer | Right Reverend, Author, First Church of the Second to the Last Trumpet of the Seventh Seal | 112 |
| Mulroon, Eldon | Doctor | 4 |
| Mulroy, Jackson | Republican Congressman | 108 |
| Mulvoy, Taggert | Republican State Senator | 126 |
| Mummy, The | Resident, Universal Studios Actors' Home | 78 |
| Musashi, Miyamoto | Movie: Way of the Samurai | 65 |
| Musser, Jake | Birthday Boy | 67 |
| Nathan | Geek, LARP Society | 5, 23 |
| Neeeeeal/Slappy | KGB Meter Maid Counter | 24 |
| Neals, Lemmington | Doctor/Author, Institute of Creation Science | 77 |
| Neelson, Warren Clarke | Doctor, eMelody.com | 143 |
| Nelson, Thomas | Continental Congress Representative from Virginia, Spit-baller | 166 |
| Neo | From The Matrix | AC13 |
| Nicholson, Chuck | Weatherman | 45 |
| Nielsen, Jed | Street-Level Reaction, "24-Hour Action News" | 96 |
| Nightbranch, Greenleaf | Announcer, Farked | 124 |
| Night Emperor | "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 97 |
| Noyman | Captain, "Cop Beat" | 111 |
| Oblivion, Ralph | Doctor, New World Leader, World Domination League | 59, 68 |
| Obvious | Ship Captain | 37 |
| Obvubius Profusus | Ancient Roman, Built Rome in a Day | 135 |
| Octagon | Metal Gear Solid Joke | LG1 |
| O'Doul, Blakely | Musicologist, "Put to the Test" | 68 |
| O'Doul, Dumpy | "Worst Mailman in the World" | 92 |
| Office Fairy Godmother | Granter of Wishes, Fulfiller of Dreams | 106 |
| Officer Captain Lantern Jaw | Super hero | 70 |
| Officer Captain Midnight | Super hero | 70 |
| Ogden, Burt | Pastor, Substitute Host, "The Apostle Hour" | 56 |
| Ogreman, Pat | Conservative Columnist/Commentator, "In Full Effect" | 56 |
| O'Houlihan, Clancy | Ethnically Stereotyped Police Officer | 70 |
| Olaf | Presentation: "Bjorn of the Vikings" | 117 |
| Old Timey | Old Timey's Saloon | 81 |
| Olsen, Oliver "Big Swede" | UFO Abductee, Local Citizen | 7, 69 |
| Olsen, Steve | Electrician | 35 |
| Omar | Muslim Protester | 58 |
| Omloch | Doctor, Disgraced Brilliant Surgeon and Unethical Genetic Biologist, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 105, 109, 113, 119, 122, 128, 130, 137 |
| O'Neill | A Male Office Worker, "Bakagami: Legend of the Office Ninja" | 127 |
| O'Neill, Shamus | Host, "Enchanted Grove" | 54 |
| Optimus Prime | Autobot | 63, 115, AC21, 175 |
| O'Reilly, Alvin | Member, Irish American Anti-Defamation League | 124 |
| Orpheus | Greek Mythical Figure | 46 |
| Osbourne, Ozzy | Musician | 73, 112 |
| Osment, Haley Joel | Actor | 72 |
| Owl | Mister, Assists in Finding the Number of Licks to Get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop | 110 |
| Oyster-Dissolver, Lavern Pram | A Reader, "Inside Track" | 136 |
| Pain | Executive Assistant | 13 |
| Palmer | "Zoo Patrol" | 1, 3 |
| Pamela | Executive Assistant of Peter Rodrigooez | 29 |
| Patois, Rene | Judge, Chardonnay Dumond International Wine Competition, "Insight" | 38 |
| Patterson, James | Detective Inspector, Head of HM Royal Games Investigations Division | 28 |
| Patty | Host, Memory Talk Show | 9 |
| PC | An Ugly, Reasonably-Priced, Clunky, Convoluted Crap-Heap | 73 |
| Percy | Principal Chambers' Assistant | 22 |
| Peart, Neil | drummer and lyricist for Rush | 170 |
| Peterson, Timmy | Young Victim of Ramjam Syndrome | 107 |
| Phillip (1) | Reporter | 57 |
| Phillip (2) | Scientist, Doug's Best Friend, Chiller Drive-in Movie Theater, "Curse of the Cursed Cursed Monster's Curse from Space" | 67 |
| Phillipa | Fan Fiction Artist | 48 |
| Phillips, Hanover | Quality Assurance, Assigned to the Ave Nova Account, also known as Sir Hanover Phillips, Questing Knight of the Corporate Realm; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 142, 144, 145, 152, 161, 164, 169, 172, 174, 177, 179, 182, 183, 184 |
| Phillips, Mackenzie | Agent, U.S. Government | 94 |
| Pinkbeard | Pirate, Deceased | 123 |
| Pissy, Janet | Video Game Opponent, Motherly Killjoys of America, "24-Hour Action News" | 125 |
| Pittman, Douglas | Announcer | 55 |
| Plasterjaw, Silas | General, U.S. Bureau of Monstery Stuff | AC10 |
| Plottsman, Dennis | Realm Knight Second Rank, Lieutenant Commander Combat Mage Specialist, Right Honorable Mayor of the City of Waterford (Retired/Deceased); "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 164 |
| Portman, Janice | Doctor, Ragged Ridge Ministries | 65 |
| Pringle, J. Ellis | Doctor, Ragged Ridge Ministries | 65 |
| Public | General | 22 |
| Queef, Marina | Representative, Stick Up the Butt Liberals of America | 126 |
| Ralph | Doctor, "Doctor Ralph, Sex Therapist" | 81 |
| Ramses II, Sidney | Announcer, "Sports Quake" | 31 |
| Rasputin | Uncle of Jimmy Jim-Jim McJim | 117 |
| Ravenscroft XII, Silas Ulysses | Professor, From a Very Highly Paid and Extremely Intellectual University Out East | 110 |
| Rayburn | Regional Head, Metadyne Corporation; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 142, 144, 145, 164, 184 |
| Red-Beard Rickity Sam | Founder and Ghost, General Verified Corporation Limited International | 33 |
| Reese, John | Reporter, 24-Hour Action News, Deceased; also known as Liam Blasticyst | 106 |
| Reeves, Keanu | Actor, "God's Own" | 69 |
| Resident, Current | U.S. Postal Worker | 79 |
| Reynolds | Job Interviewer | 62 |
| Richards, Keith | Musician | 73 |
| Rickman, Alan | Actor, "God's Own" | 69 |
| Rippleton | Company Hiring Authority | 133 |
| Rochelle | Detective, Crime Scene Investigator, "Crime Lab" | 109 |
| Rocketts, Shaver | Host, "Gun Talk" | 15 |
| Roger/Goathandle/John/Brigadier Right Rear Rear Admiral Justice Crampon Architectural Bink Armature | Finding Son Story Arc | 46, 47, 48, 49, 60, 61 |
| Rodney | Sir, Haunted by Mother's Ghost | 26 |
| Rodrigo | A Brother | 86 |
| Rodrigooez, Peter | Founder, Agape Home Invasion Ministries | 28, 29 |
| Rollins | Soldier | 30 |
| Rothman, Henry | Doctor, Expert on Sex Between Producers and Lower Primates in Hollywood | 121 |
| Rubbish-Tipp, Armature | Lord | 13 |
| Ruby, Allen | Bigoted Truck Driver; "The Account: a Tale of the Waking World" | 169, 174, 177, 179, 182, 183, 184 |
| Runs-Like-Coyote | Native American/Indian | 22 |
| Ryan | Guest, Children's Show | 2 |