| Teknikal Diffikulties (TekDiff) Character List -- S through Z |
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Character
Name |
Description |
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| Sackclothenashes, Anderson | Host, "Inside Probe" | 36 |
| Satan | Hellish Soul-Collector; CEO, HelliCorp, Limited License Possessions | 38, 100, 102 |
| Saul | Narrator, "Colt Chesterfield" | 17 |
| Schmidt | Executive Assistant, Corrects Alice Terwilliger | 56 |
| Schmidt, Heinrich | Agent to Abbsoleth, America's Singing Demon | 159 |
| Scofield, Irving | Professor | 3 |
| Scopes | U. S. Soldier, Theater of War Theater | 41 |
| Scrooge, Ebenezer | Old, Bitter Miser Who Undergoes a Profound Experience of Redemption After a Christmas Haunting | 185 |
| Seether, Lard | Host, 24-Hour Action Sports Network | 59 |
| Segundis, Brad | Substitute Host, 24-Hour Action News | 146 |
| Serpent | Inhabitant of the Garden of Eden | 100 |
| Sewards, Dale | Playwright | 71 |
| Shadow Cabinet Minister of Squirrels | Squirrel, "Enchanted Grove" | 54 |
| Shakley, Jethro | Co-Host, 24-Hour Action Sports Network | 59 |
| Shapiro | TekDiff Shareholder | 95 |
| Shelby | Doctor; "Vitalizine" | 6 |
| Shepard | Sex-Crazed Commander, Mass Effect | LG2 |
| Shiny-Buttons-On-The-Pantsuit | Senator, Talk Show Guest | 43 |
| Shiny-Buttons-On-The-Pantsuit, Horatio | Evil Matchstick Replica Genius | 43 |
| Shilung | Shaolin Janitor, "Bakagami: Legend of the Office Ninja" | 57 |
| Shurburger, Carol | Co-Host, All-Night News | 57 |
| Sikes, Jerome T. | Job Applicant, Courier Position, A Young Man in "The Horned Women"; Séance Participant; Man at an Outdoor Café; Many Others; Reverend and Founder, Hulkism; Various Situations; also known as "Coiner, Jerome" | 29, 30, 34, 50, 57, 66, 67, 73, 74, 83, 86, 89, 91, 94, 100, 101, 106, 108, 110, 112, 120, 121, 122, 125, 126, 130, 131, LG1, AC3, AC7, AC14, AC18, AC20, AC25, LG2, 139, 163, 171, 178, 185 |
| Sikorsky | Advertising Executive/Wall Street Toady | 114 |
| Silverman | Soldier | 30 |
| Silverpaws | Wiccan Furry | 83 |
| Simmons, Mike | Vending Machine Hunter | 104 |
| Simpkins (Hercules), Carl | Gas Station Attendant and Action Agent | 135 |
| Simpson | A Public Service Ad Agent | 173 |
| Skulkner, Antonin | Christian Musician, Deus Maximus, "The Apostle Hour" | 55 |
| Slackjaw, Terrance "Terry" | Advertising Intern, Jedi Wannabe Actor | 88, 89 |
| Slice | Autobot Recruit, Golf Cart | 63, 85, 115, AC21. 175 |
| Sludge, Phillip | Doctor, Noted Expert in Hydrodynamics, "In the Know" | 49, 104 |
| Sluicegate, Burl | Reverend, Family Council for the Preservation of American Values Board of Concerned Citizens | AC3 |
| Sophia | Companion of Roger, et al | 49 |
| Smootchy-Kins | Agent, FBI | 43 |
| Snake | Metal Gear Solid Joke | LG1 |
| Spackle | Doctor, Psychiatrist | 45 |
| Spanklarder, Peter | Doctor, Author, "Culture Wars: More than Just Fun and Games" | 24 |
| Sparks | The Dolphin | 151 |
| Spatts, Jason | D&D Player | 28 |
| Spectorson, Phil | Reverend, Universalist Church of Salvation | 128 |
| Sphagnum, Leakey | Doctor, Love-Linker Dot Com | 77 |
| Sphinx, Fillmore | Missionary to Ferrets | 45 |
| Spinetti, Houlihan | Underworld Master of Dialects and Perpetrator of Cultural and Ethnic Stereotypes | 91 |
| Splurk, Nathan | Author, "Harry Potter: Satan's Little Helper" | 70 |
| Spoonbender, Yakima | Character 599 | 128 |
| Spork, Q. Z. Ulysses | Doctor, Four-Time Passed Over Candidate for U. S. Surgeon General | 54 |
| Sprawl, Loretta | Head of Women's Auxiliary, Agape Home Invasion Ministries, "The Apostle Hour" | 35 |
| Sprollrawler, R. J. | Pastor, Executive Producer, "Jesus II" | 9 |
| Sprongdingler, Werner | Doctor | 2 |
| Spudanski | Soldier; "Fighting Hellcat Patrol" | 76 |
| Spungtwaddler, Aloysius | AKA Mr. Scientific, "Mr. Scientific Program" | 70 |
| Spurk, Chaz | Anchorman, 24-Hour Action News | 58 |
| Sputum, Attilus | Head Pastor, First Church of Jesus the American Christ Kicker of Hinies and Definitely Not a Pansy; Guest, 24-Hour Action News | 146 |
| Stan | Host, "Starburst" | 28 |
| Stanislavski, Lem | Sergeant/Detective, LAPD, Melman's Partner, "Cop Beat" | 11, 111, 116, 130 |
| Stanley, Paul | Member of KISS | 76, 112 |
| StarFeather, SilverWolf | Representative, Coven of the Whispering Willow Grove | 130 |
| Stark, Fisher | Host, "Insight" | 38, 168 |
| Stark, Kevin | Host, "Beyond the Known," "The View from on High," "Culture Shock" | 35, 71, 83, 85, 109 |
| Starlet, Generica | 21-Year-Old TV and Movie Actor | 101 |
| Stearn, Jason | Pastor, Substitute Host, "The Apostle Hour" | 56 |
| Steinberg | Rabbi | 70 |
| Sternberg, Nathan | Sir Stinkfist, Only Member of The Brown Hand, "Art Beat" | 96 |
| Stetsman, Arnold | Professor, Expert on Middle East Policy | 20 |
| Steve (1) | Bartender, Anchorman, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure," TekDiff Producer, Other Jobs | 19, 40, 57, 66, 91, 92, 97, 98, 100, 101, 105, 109, 111, 113, 119, 122, 127, 128, 130, 131, AC3, AC13, AC14, AC25, 136, 137, 139, 141, 150, 162, 166, 178, 181, 185 |
| Steve (2) | Cable TV Dispatcher | 78 |
| Steve (3) | Host, Insight, "Guy-Whose-Name-I-Couldn't-be-Bothered-to-Come-Up-with-This-Week" | 123 |
| Stevens | Corporal, War on Christmas (Deceased) | 42 |
| Stevens, Collier | Doctor, Oral Surgeon | 54 |
| Stevens, George | Farmer, From Tiny Farming Community of Ombly, Wisconsin | 110 |
| Stevens, Henrietta | Farmer, From Tiny Farming Community of Ombly, Wisconsin | 110 |
| Stevenson, Tyrone | Member, Improved Prison Wine Movement, "Insight" | 38 |
| Stewart (1) | Vibraphonist | 40 |
| Stewart (2) | Officer, "Joke-Stoppers" | 124 |
| Stewart (3) | A 14-Year-Old | 126 |
| Stewart, Albrey | Designer, "Put to the Test" | 68 |
| Stewart, Malcolm Mandika | Professor of African American Studies, University of Philadephia | 70 |
| Stewart, Rory | Announcer, "Sports Quake" | 31 |
| Stidwell, Trevor | D&D Hooligan | 28 |
| Stidwell, Vas | Host, "Insight" | 55 |
| Stinkbucket, Robert | Infamous Riverboat Gambler | 64 |
| Stinky | Autobot Recruit, Concept Car Made From Cheese | 63, 85, 115, AC21, 175 |
| Stokes, Hanover | Entrepreneurial Billionaire | 60 |
| Stollerone, R. J. | Tornado Scientist | 16 |
| Stonebrook | General, US Army | 99 |
| Storytime Host | Host of, uh, Storytime | 8 |
| Streisand | Private | 62 |
| Strickland, Adolphus | Host, "Mr. Ask-It" | 167 |
| Suicidal Man | Super Hero | 78, 81 |
| Superman | Childhood Hero and Icon of Masculinity | 115 |
| Swip, Philo | Doctor; Therapist | 7 |
| Taft, William Howard | President, Ghost | 23 |
| Tank | From The Matrix | AC13 |
| Tannenbaum, Junior | Owner, Junior Tannenbaum's Genetically Engineered Christmas Tree Farm | AC4 |
| Ted (1) | Researcher | 3 |
| Ted (2) | Producer, "Starburst" | 28 |
| Ted (3) | Clinically, Doctorally Depressed Man | 64 |
| Ted (4) | "The Announcer" | 76 |
| Ted (5) | Movie Executive, "The Situation" | 107 |
| Ted (6) | Cat Owner, Cat-Thumb Kit Commercial | 129 |
| Tennyson III, Clarence Nealand | Sucka MC, "Lost-traX" | 68 |
| Tenterhook, Palin | Doctor, Expert on Teen Psychology, "Insight" | 155 |
| Teresa | Fan Fiction Writer | 48 |
| Terry | Host, Children's Show | 2 |
| Terwilliger (1) | Accountant | 21 |
| Terwilliger (2) | Teacher, Roscoe P. Coltrane's Kindergarten Class for Development of Highly Caffeinated Children | 88 |
| Terwilliger, Alice | Head of the Board | 56 |
| Tesmaucher | Executive Assistant, Cynical Corp. | 74 |
| Tex | Ranch Hand | 41 |
| Thaleia/Thalia | Greek Muse of Comedy | 72 |
| Thurman, Todd | Quality Assurance, Guest on the First Teknikal Diffikulties Podcast | 100 |
| Thom | Orientation Coordinator, Zion: Last Refuge of Humanity | 41 |
| Thomas, Doubting | Promo; "Gospel According to Moe" | 20 |
| Thompkins | Soldier | 10 |
| Thompson (1) | Gamer, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 97 |
| Thompson (2) | Landlord | 128 |
| Thornburg, Jeffrey | Victim of Drive-by Culturing | 108 |
| Tightlywound-Kitten, Christina | Anchor, "24-Hour Action News" | 106 |
| Tighty-Whitebun, Michelle | State Senator | 83 |
| Timmy | A Precocious Kid Who Ends Up in Various Situations, Including the Comical Lab Assistant on "Mr. Ask-It" | 88, 120, 131, 132, 133, LG1, AC3, AC10, AC12, AC17, AC18, 135, LG2, 167, 170, 178 |
| Todd (1) | Analyst/Comic Book Geek; "Code Crackers" | 76 |
| Todd (2) | Producer, ESL CDs for New Immigrants, Computer PSAs | 117 |
| Todd (3) | Student, Kings Cross Holy High School | 176 |
| Tom (1) | Amateur Demonologist | 5 |
| Tom (2) | Karaoke Weatherman, All-Night News | 57 |
| Tom (3) | Movie Executive, "The Situation" | 107 |
| Tom (4) | A Weatherman | 112 |
| Tomlinson (1) | Nurse | 12 |
| Tomlinson (2) | Prison Administrator | 38 |
| Tony (1) | Employee, Delgado's Delicatessen | 29 |
| Tony (2) | Manager, Muddleson's Psychic Motors | 36 |
| Tony (3) | Character, "My Pal Death" | 95 |
| Tooms, Levinia | Employee, Svenson's Farming Supplies, Downer's Clench, Wisconsin | 129 |
| Toottoot, Rudy | Doctor, American Institute of Sexual Addiction; Originally Unimaginatively named Upton Sinclair | 143 |
| Toulouse, Gary "No Time" | Famous Paranormal Investigator | 85 |
| Trent, Elvina | Teacher, Retired, Conducts Estate Sales | 58 |
| Tritt, Melavina | Rich Widow, "Cop Beat" | 60, 85 |
| Turnbuckle, Jeff | Reporter in Iraq, 24-Hour Action News | 151 |
| Turpin (1) | Reporter, Tekdiff News | 89 |
| Turpin (2) | TekDiff Announcer | 108 |
| Turvey | A Bus Driver with a Secret | 169, 172, 174, 177, 179, 182, 183, 184 |
| Tweaker | A Young Man, "The Horned Women" | 29, 67 |
| Twixley | Pixie, "Enchanted Grove" | 54 |
| Tyner, McCoy | Jazz Pianist, "The Legend of McCoy Tyner" | 89 |
| Tyrone | Employee, "Starburst" | 28 |
| Uncle Gramps | PSA, Constitutional Flag Amendment | 69 |
| Underwood | Chris' Receptionist | 72 |
| Uttridge, Petrulia | Collector of Old Tales | 130 |
| Vacuumbag, Serge | Doctor, Licensed Child Psychologist and Count Alessandro Giuseppe Antonio Anastasio Volta Impersonator | 72 |
| Valentine | Love Detective, "Love Police" | 143 |
| Van Doozeren-Houser, Peeley | Theremin Performer | 4 |
| Vasquez | Jerome's Action-Movie Partner | 126 |
| Velekov | Enemy of the Action Agents | 155 |
| Venditty | Private | 30 |
| Verl | Young Man, "Enchanted Grove" | 54 |
| Very Loud Ninja | Main Character, "Adventures of Very Loud Ninja" | 44 |
| Volkner | Mrs., Mother of Jack, "Cop Beat" | 116 |
| Volkner, Jack | 15-Year-Old Suspect, "Cop Beat" | 116, 130 |
| Volkner, Reginald | Father of Jack, "Cop Beat" | 116 |
| Von McFrenchski, Frenchie | Commentator, Retired Mime, "Sports Quake" | 31 |
| Von Trapp | Doctor, Specialist in Low Self-Esteem | 123 |
| Walker | Blackmail Victim | 119 |
| Wallace | "Zoo Patrol" | 1, 18, 23 |
| Wallace, Jedediah "Dead-Eye" | Sheriff, Sweet Water, Wyoming | 22 |
| Warren | An Announcer Having Problems with His Meds | 167 |
| Wateley, Wilbur/Steve | Arkham Library Patron | 5 |
| Watership-Down | Advertising Executive | 90 |
| Wattlebottom, Philo | Manager of Lake Cesspool of Doom; Folklorist | 13, 16, 19, 22, 23, 27, 72, 79, 108, 119, 131 |
| Wedgie Ninja | Aw, you can figure it out… | 91 |
| Wellbutrin | Good Queen, Kingdom of Wellness | 84 |
| Wentworth, Belton | Author, A Whiter Shade of Hate | 132 |
| Wentworth, Billy Joe | Expert on the Occult, White Trash Renaissance Nerd | 129 |
| Wentworth III, Lysander | Expert on the Occult, White Trash Renaissance Nerd | 129 |
| Wentworth, Silas D. | Reverend | 87, 89 |
| Wet Willie Ninja | Trained Japanese Assassin | 130 |
| Wheeljack | Autobot; also known as Jazz, Ironhide, Bumblebee, and Whatever | 63 |
| Whelt, Mason | Sales Manager!/Floor Manager, Mall of America (Bloomington, MN) | 71, AC23 |
| Whitaker (1) | Captain, "Cop Beat" | 25, 66, 80, 84 |
| Whitaker (2) | A Sheriff | 107 |
| Whitman, Walt | Poet, Wrote Leaves of Grass | 166 |
| Whizpuddle, Milton | Host, "The Joy of Outsider Art" | 128 |
| Whoeveryouare, Theo | Doctor, Clinical Psychologist | 97 |
| Wilcox | Sheriff, "Blood and Sagebrush" | 176 |
| Wilder, Laura Ingalls | Herself, "Little house in the Big Woods" | 115 |
| Wilhelm, Keller | Assistant Director of Media Operations | 16 |
| Wilkerson | Hollywood Pitch Man | 91 |
| Wilkinson | Actor, Carpet Brothers | 18 |
| Wilkinson, Cheeter | Wal-Mart® Greeter | 18 |
| William | Street Witness | 24 |
| Williams, Paisley | Colonel, Fur Squad, "Terror: The Furry Years" | 77 |
| Willoughby | Doctor, "The Waning Light" | 44 |
| Wilson | National Parks Employee | 60 |
| Wilson, Brian | Beach Boy and Theme Music Singer, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 98 |
| Wilson, Carl | Beach Boy and Theme Music Singer, "Lenyrd's Big Adventure" | 98 |
| Wilson, Murray | Zombie Father of The Beach Boys' Brian, Carl, and Dennis Wilson | 98 |
| Wingate | Also known as Brother Rasmussen; Inheritor of the Wingate Legacy | 75 |
| Winkman, Bruno | Studio Chief | 153 |
| Winslet, Dale | Proprietor, Outreach International Blood Bank | 102 |
| Winters, Lammy | Political Satanist, "The Body Politic" | 96 |
| Winters, Timmy | Ward of Colt Chesterfield | 17 |
| Witherspoon | Secret Service Agent | 135 |
| Witherspoon, John | Continental Congress Representative from New Jersey, a Tattletale | 166 |
| Witherspoon, Old Man | Developer of a Small, Innovative, Reasonably-Priced Business Software Application Suite | 121 |
| Wobbly-Thighs, Theo | Director, "Variations of Sagebrush and Gunsmoke in Blue: A Jazz Western" | 89 |
| Wormwind | Doctor, Licensed Therapist | 123 |
| Wyman/Leonard | Geek, LARP Society | 5, 23 |
| Yamazaki | Movie: Way of the Samurai | 65 |
| Yankovich | Doctor (Dentist); Previously Named Doctor Ripyourbloodyteethouttayourheadandgoowski | 116 |
| Zippley, Slipp | Anchorman, "24-Hour Action News," "Focus Point," "Zip Code," Also called Flipp Zippley (by Ellreen Joist--Ep. 4) | 4, 20, 37, 65, 67, 69, 70, 72, 74, 78, 80, 85, 86, 87, 91, 95, 96, 97, 98, 101, 104, 106, 108, 109, 115, 116, 120, 121, 122, 125, 126, 128, AC2, AC9, AC10, AC19, AC25, 135, 139, 141, 146, 150, 151, 153, 163, 165, 167, 168, 170, 173, 180, 185 |